Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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