we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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