everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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