You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
