At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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