So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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