i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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