i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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