it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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