Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
How does it feel to date your dad?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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