my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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