New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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