He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Someone shit on the floor
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i think im in europe. pls send help
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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