did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Do vagina's smell?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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