I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize