Sponge bath it is.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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