That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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