just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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