i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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