just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She bit a glass in half.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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