Plan B is the new Plan A
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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