Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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