theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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