Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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