So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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