yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
40s are totally the cure
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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