Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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