Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
