I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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