never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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