More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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