i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
