I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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