coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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