oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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