Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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