That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Reggie can tackle my bush.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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