i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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