It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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