guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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