His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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