Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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