I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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