Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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