So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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