I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
they're like a gay fantastic four
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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