well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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