My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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