HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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