So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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