Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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