watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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