Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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