after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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