this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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